The Logic of Pulling Down Projector Screens

Geography Bee = place for me and Amme Niestreg to be total derps in the audience.
However, it is also the place where my history teacher, "Mr. Undercover Doctor" beats my geography teacher from last year at logic.
This is not just any logic - it is the logic of pulling down projector screens!
At the end of the Geography Bee, they use a projector to show the two finalists' answers for the audience. So "Mr. Geography-Teacher-From-Last-Year-Who-Wants-To-Look-Strong-And-Macho" tries to jump up from a chair and grab the cord that is attached to the screen.
But, like a total idiot, he FAILED EPICALLY. He fell on the floor of the stage, and to add insult to injury, everyone was laughing.
And so, like a complete and total idiot AGAIN, he did not learn from his mistake - he tried AGAIN.
Yeah, okay, I know the saying "If at first you don't succeed, try again," but honestly, COME ON! "Mr. Geography Teacher From Last Year" is like, 5'11 or something, and he's just too short to grab the freaking cord. Don't pretend you're a tall macho dude. Just please don't.
So here comes "Mr. Undercover Doctor" to save the day! Now, "Mr. Undercover Doctor" is like, 6'5 or something (he's just really tall) and so he, being the smart one, moves a desk under the cord, stands on the desk, and grabs the cord.
Great Gallifrey, what was THAT?
IT WAS FREAKING AWESOME, THAT'S WHAT!
"Mr. Geography Teacher From Last Year" got totally POWNED! So how 'bout them apples?
Amme Niestreg and I were laughing our bloody heads off! (Which actually sounds kind of gross, like we got decapitated or something, sorry...)

The Fancy Ornate Metal Gavel...

So we had this debate in history class about a week ago, and my teacher (who I am now going to call "Mr. Undercover Doctor") had a fancy ornate metal gavel.
Amme Niestreg asked him where he got it, and he twirled it in his hand and replied, "Heh. Wouldn't you like to know..."
Sounds suspicious if you ask me...!

The Doctor Is Undercover As... My History Teacher?!

So my history teacher is an interesting man... Interesting enough to be the Doctor, perhaps?
My best friend, Amme Niestreg, and I believe we have come across the man with the big blue box... And we know where he's hiding the TARDIS as well!
Too bad he never wears a bowtie... I bet he just doesn't want to make it obvious.
He once said "I keep forgetting how old I am..." But I know how old he is! (908, to be exact.)
I will frequently be posting about this discovery. You can also ask Amme Niestreg if you want to know more.